You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them!

National sports announcers that cover the Badgers must be the most stupid assholes on the face of the earth.
Asshole 1: "Hey did you hear that it's -20 degrees in Madison tonight?!?!"
Asshole 2: "-20 in Wisconsin in January?!?!"
Asshole 1: "I know I'm shocked too."
Dumb Bitch: "I've been talking to the players, and from what I've gathered they will just concentrate on the game, and that the weather will be a non-factor due to the fact that basketball is played indoors."
Asshole 1: "Really compelling sideline analysis....ya dumb bitch."
Asshole 2: "I'll tell you who's not cold. The football team's linemen. THEY AVERAGE 6'5" 316 POUNDS!!!!!!!HOLY SHIT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

That being said the fight between Obi Wan and Anikin, now Darth Vader, at the end of episode 3 should be the most epic scene in all of movie history. With the exception of one maybe 2 lines that the writers fucked up Hayden Christianson single-handedly destroys all the suspense and fucking badassness in the back and forth that is created by Ewan McGregor. He (Kenobi) then, by himself, makes the scene awesome with his epic speech after defeating Vader.

Holy Shit! BANANCAKES!!!!

Have you done everything in a vain attempt to get rid of your disgusting rotten bananas? Hi, I'm Billy Mays here with a product that will literally save your life; Banancakes. You've tried the rest, now try the best. A Banancake, or bananqueque in Spanish, is simply pancake mix infused with old bananas, similar to banana bread. Everyone knows the risks that come with rotten bananas.
Woman: "I worry about it everyday."
We all do, just ask this scientician about what one rotten banana did to a poor eight year old.
"uhh.."
He'll tell you that every rotten banana comes with inherent dangers and life threatening ailments, but the patented Banancake technology removes all of these dangers. If you aren't convinced yet then we'll cut the original price in half, throw in a free Banancake, and this rusty old hubcap that you've just been dying to have, but this quantities are limited so call now. Remember if you can pancake it you can Banancake it!
Woman: "I can now rest easier knowing that my family is safe thanks to Banancakes."
Large group of random people: "Thank you Banancakes!!"

One box to rule them all....

On and off for the last month I have been trying to solve this cube (before you click this link be sure to partially avert your eyes, as it holds a power similar to the ark of the covenant). As I found out it was possibly the most evil thing ever created. It is fueled by Satan and forged in the fires of mount doom. As far as I can tell after translating the hateful ancient language found on the box there are 9839 possible solutions, and it took me twice a fortnight before I found one. Now all that I have left to do is to take the box bake from whence it came and destroy it. If I don't make it back alive, tell my wife "hello."