Have you done everything in a vain attempt to get rid of your disgusting rotten bananas? Hi, I'm Billy Mays here with a product that will literally save your life; Banancakes. You've tried the rest, now try the best. A Banancake, or bananqueque in Spanish, is simply pancake mix infused with old bananas, similar to banana bread. Everyone knows the risks that come with rotten bananas.
Woman: "I worry about it everyday."
We all do, just ask this scientician about what one rotten banana did to a poor eight year old.
"uhh.."
He'll tell you that every rotten banana comes with inherent dangers and life threatening ailments, but the patented Banancake technology removes all of these dangers. If you aren't convinced yet then we'll cut the original price in half, throw in a free Banancake, and this rusty old hubcap that you've just been dying to have, but this quantities are limited so call now. Remember if you can pancake it you can Banancake it!
Woman: "I can now rest easier knowing that my family is safe thanks to Banancakes."
Large group of random people: "Thank you Banancakes!!"
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