Thursday, January 15, 2009

You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them!

National sports announcers that cover the Badgers must be the most stupid assholes on the face of the earth.
Asshole 1: "Hey did you hear that it's -20 degrees in Madison tonight?!?!"
Asshole 2: "-20 in Wisconsin in January?!?!"
Asshole 1: "I know I'm shocked too."
Dumb Bitch: "I've been talking to the players, and from what I've gathered they will just concentrate on the game, and that the weather will be a non-factor due to the fact that basketball is played indoors."
Asshole 1: "Really compelling sideline analysis....ya dumb bitch."
Asshole 2: "I'll tell you who's not cold. The football team's linemen. THEY AVERAGE 6'5" 316 POUNDS!!!!!!!HOLY SHIT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

That being said the fight between Obi Wan and Anikin, now Darth Vader, at the end of episode 3 should be the most epic scene in all of movie history. With the exception of one maybe 2 lines that the writers fucked up Hayden Christianson single-handedly destroys all the suspense and fucking badassness in the back and forth that is created by Ewan McGregor. He (Kenobi) then, by himself, makes the scene awesome with his epic speech after defeating Vader.

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